chezzr:

goals
liveasbravemen:

“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

liveasbravemen:

I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

"No writing is wasted. Did you know that sourdough from San Francisco is leavened partly by a bacteria called lactobacillus sanfrancisensis? It is native to the soil there, and does not do well elsewhere. But any kitchen can become an ecosystem. If you bake a lot, your kitchen will become a happy home to wild yeasts, and all your bread will taste better. Even a failed loaf is not wasted. Likewise, cheese makers wash the dairy floor with whey. Tomato gardeners compost with rotten tomatoes. No writing is wasted: the words you can’t put in your book can wash the floor, live in the soil, lurk around in the air. They will make the next words better."

— Erin Bow (via observando)

Tags: for writers

canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

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Tags: hah! gold.

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At some point you just gotta have to forget about it, forget about your ego and get on the dance floor- Kit Harington

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molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

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Tags: hah! too good.

happyvibes-healthylives:

Morning Boosters-
If you are looking for a little pick-me-up in the morning to help give you a jolt of energy & various other benefits, give one of these tonics a try. These are not miracle cures or necessary for good health by any means, but they are a nice supplement to play around with if you chose to. These are all best taken on an empty stomach, so drink them before you eat anything in the morning. 

  • Oxygenate- MSM is organic sulphur that helps oxygenate the bodies cells helping to energize the body. Plus it has skin & hair benefits, and good for joint pain. 
  • Constipation Aid- Aloe vera is known for it’s healing properties but also acts as a gentle laxative to help ease constipation. (please read here for safety precautions)
  • Iron Boost- Unsulphured blackstrap molasses is a rich source of iron especially beneficial during menstruation. orange juice lends vitamin C which helps for better iron absorption.It’s also rich in other minerals like calcium & potassium and is a fast digesting sugar for quick energy.
  • Rehydrate- Making some infused water to drink first thing in the morning is the perfect way to hydrate. Lemons, ginger & cucumbers all are hydrating & cleansing helping kickstart your body in the morning.
  • Digestion Aid- Apple cider vinegar is good for gut health and helps get the digestive juices flowing before meals. if you have problems with bloat after meals, give this a try.  
  • Energy Shot- Wheatgrass & other green powders like spirulina are a potent source of vitamins and minerals that help increase oxygen supply and aid in fatigue.

*as with any new supplement, if you notice side effects stop usage. After 4 weeks of use, it’s best to give your body a break for a couple weeks. please consult your doctor if you have any pre-existing conditions,are pregnant or on medications before you try these. Read here, here , here, here for further info on possible side effects and safety precautions.

ikilltitansforfun:

happyhourprofessional:

Boom goes the gay dynamite

Can we talk about how elaborate this gif is? Also, who wants to bet that either Texas, Alabama, or Louisiana will be the last state to pass marriage equality laws?

ikilltitansforfun:

happyhourprofessional:

Boom goes the gay dynamite

Can we talk about how elaborate this gif is? Also, who wants to bet that either Texas, Alabama, or Louisiana will be the last state to pass marriage equality laws?

(Source: thelandofmaps, via gayyyyybriel)

mckeymilkovich:

people getting mad over the majority of the fandom’s frustration with the lack of representation of gay sex on shameless….. like do yall realize a show on showtime that’s been going on for four seasons has had less gay sex scenes than a show on abc only four episodes in umm

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Connor Walsh: A Summary

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